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Old 07-12-2008, 04:29 PM
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Barack Hussein Obama, the presumptive Democrat Party presidential nominee, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

At a recent rural elementary school assembly in the Oklahoma Panhandle , he asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, "Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence."

Then, little Bobby Earl, with a Oklahoma drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"
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