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The Truth about Car Ads

The Truth about Car Ads

MUST SELL

....before it blows up.

NEEDS SOME BODY WORK

....was blindsided by a Winnebego.

LOOKS LIKE NEW

....just don't try to drive it anywhere.

ALL ORIGINAL

....I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.

LOADED WITH OPTIONS

....each one more troublesome than the next.

NEVER SMOKED IN

....unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.

PROJECT CAR

....doesn't run.

LOTS OF POTENTIAL

....with major repairs.

NEEDS MINOR REPAIR

...doesn't run.
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