[lurker]

Welp, I suppose I should tell about the time I was sittin in the Vet's waiting room along with two other doGs.

One asked the other what his condition was.

"I'm a digger." he said. "I'll dig everywhere. Under the fence. By the trees. Into the wood pile... everywhere!".....

"Welp, that seems normal to me." said the other doG.

"Yelp, but this morning I tried digging under the front door to get out and ruined the carpet."

"What do you think the Vet will do to you?" asked the other doG.

"I think he'll give me Prozac." said the first doG.

And then the first doG asked: "What brings you here?"

"I'm a pisser. I'll mark everything. Trees, tires, trash cans, fire hydrants. It don't matter what it is; I'll mark it."

"Welp, that seems normal to me." said the first doG.

"Yelp, but this morning I couldn't get outside the front door and ruined the carpet."

"What do you think the Vet will do to you?" asked the first doG.

"I think he'll give me Prozac too."

Then they both turned to me and asked me what got me brought to the Vet...

"I'm a Humper. I'll Hump anything."

They both said: "Welp, that seems normal to me." And then one asked what happened to get me brought to the Vet.

"I guess I got a little carried away when my Mistress was drying herself after a long bath. She dropped her towel and when she bent over to pick it up, I started Humping her."

Leaning toward me they asked: "You don't think she's getting you (shudder) fixed; do you?"

"Oh heavens no.... I'm here for a nail trim."