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Old 01-14-2006, 08:46 PM
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Immigration Test

Immigration Test

Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed most of the tests
but there is one more test Unless you pass it you cannot enter the United States of America.

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up,say,
'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

I talked to him yesterday.
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