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Old 11-05-2005, 09:51 PM
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Crossbred doGs

Check out these types of crossbred doGs...

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a doG for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract doG

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a doG fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists everywhere

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a doG for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a doG that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a doG that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, a doG that....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a doG that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a doG that's true to the end

Bull Terrier + $hitzu = Bull$hitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
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