| Two rednecks, Buford and Cletus, are driving down the highway, drinking beer, when they come upon a police roadblock. "Damn!" yells Buford. "I can't afford to get busted again. What are we going to do with these full beers?"
"I've got a plan." Says Cletus. Let's slam them down, peel the labels off and put'em on our foreheads, then stash the empties under the seat. Just let me do the talking."
So they finish the beers, paste the labels on their foreheads, and stash the bottles. When they reach the roadblock, the sheriff asks them, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No way, officer," says Cletus, "We're on the patch."
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