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Originally Posted by Lone Gunman Subject: Tequila
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you
sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about TequilaR.
TequilaR is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about
yourself and your actions. TequilaR can help ease you out of your shyness
and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about
anything. You will notice the benefits of TequilaR almost immediately, and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be
a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you
had. Stop hiding and start living, with TequilaR.
TequilaR may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing
should not use TequilaR. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include
dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of
motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions
of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and
Naked Twister. |