| A hungry, young cowboy walked into a seedy cafe in a small town in West Texas. He sat down at the counter and noticed an older cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a bowl of chili. After about 15 minutes of watching him stare at the bowl, the young cowboy bravely asked him, "Buddy, if you ain't goin' to eat that chili, mind if I do?"
The older cowboy slowly turned his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner answered, "Nah, go ahead."
Eagerly, the young cowboy reached over and slid the bowl in front of him and started spooning it in with delight. He got down nearly to the bottom when he spotted a dead, rotten rat in the chili.
The sight of this wrenched his stomach so bad, he immediately upchucked the chili back into the bowl.
The old cowboy looked over at him and quietly said, "Yep, that's 'bout as far as I got, too..."
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