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Old 12-01-2007, 10:49 PM
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When to pray at work!

When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"
You need to pray at work!


When someone comes in and announces, "Office meeting in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f*$% do they want now?"

You need to pray at work!

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you wnat to say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"

You need to pray at work!

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office..." and you want to say, "Who the f&#* cares?"

You need to pray at work!

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%%#."

You need to pray at work!

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?

You need to pray at work!

When you take some vacation time and come back to a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think "sorry a## m#&^% f%&#'s."

You need to pray at work!

If you avoid saying more that hello or how are you doing to someone because you know it's going to lead to their whole f*&^%$# life story.

You need to pray at work!

If you know all the words that have been bleeped out..........

You definitely need to pray at work!

Let us alll bow our heads.
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Old 12-02-2007, 05:59 AM
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Good post. You must work with me.

Hope you join so we can put a "name" with you.

Now...let us pray...
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Old 12-02-2007, 07:48 AM
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and for the long gone and seldom mentioned veggie:

lettuce prey?
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Old 12-02-2007, 08:51 AM
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and for the long gone and seldom mentioned veggie:

lettuce prey?
In "doggie language" doesn't that translate to "let us spray"?
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In "doggie language" doesn't that translate to "let us spray"?
Uh,,, that's Kat.

Maychance: lettuce spay?
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Geez........I need to pray alot.
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