Arcade Hostage Crisis!!!

[TexKan]

I have watched with horror as a preditor has taken game hostage after game hostage just to "win".......

This preditor first took my pingue and managed an Albatross flight of 1500+ feet then backed it with 2 other good flights to get to a score I can't possibly achieve!...... Not only will I never see my pingue again....... but now he's taken my "blot in hell" score as well. I truely was the first "blot in hell" and feel that I must fight for my rightful place in hell!

This preditor has taken the first trophy spot and the taste of blood has now crazed him! He now is taking any game he can gobble up. He is very elusive and apparently pretty fast fingered as evidenced by his contineous march thru arcade land taking anyone's game he can get. Nothing appears to be sacred.

Why?? Why???............ so he can be on top. Rumor has it that he doesn't function well on the bottom or even in the top 20........ no he feels he must be on top and his preditory nature is turning him into a foe to be reeled in by the masses. Game players need to unite! We need to recruite any non gamer we know in an effort to erradicate arcade land of this terrible scourge!

I'm not a good game player and am willing to forfiet my own shabby #3 spot to anyone that needs my games to defeat this evil thirst and hunger for "being on top".... it's an illness..... in the name of saving one of our own from this psychological imbalance of "Nepolianism" - I urge you to click, click, click to the arcade and help save this member from himself!!!

I just would like to add that all's fair in love and war........ it's for your own good AOO..you can't go on like this forever - it'll kill ya sooner or later...... let it go!!..... put the joystick down and let Drifter, Bargod, DHF, Tee, Horsie, and the rest of us peons have a chance!!! The addiction is taking over your recruiting!!........ Please - do it for the pingui, do it for the boys, hell... do it for me!!..... Quit low jackin every game I got!!!! I only do this cause I care!!!!

[Highwayman]

ROFLMAO!!!

[Made in the USA]

And he says he spends all of his time working for Uncle Sam----yeah---now we know!!! Sad Sack----

[Administrator]

This is totally unacceptable!!

Therefore, I have added another 25 games just for you Tex.

Other, pages 32-37

Now you just have to get there first...

Enjoy!

DBA1

[TexKan]

Oh thank you!! Good lord Admin - ya scared me there for a minute!!...... screwed up my concentration on the Play Ball game..... damn space bar won't work quick enough!!......Unfortunately AOO's addiction is so out of control and severe .... he'll wait till I win...... then come rip the trophy out of my paws.... it's his passion - it's his addiction!!........Quick someone get to the arcade and save AOO!!!!! (and me from annialation!!!)

AOO--------- you are still young!!......... get a woman!!!

[Army_of_One]

LOL...Texie....we could do the Liberal thing and just give everyone a trophy..but on this board you gotta earn it honey bunny....

I'm in the Army...it's a thing with me. First or...first. Ever learn the soldiers creed...

I will never accept defeat...

I don't mind being on bottom..but that's a different story!

Keep trying. You can beg, you can borrow, maybe even steal a couple games..bring it on..LOL

I see you even went back to the monkey barrel game that doesn't work...LOL. You can have that one...for now.

GOOD LUCK...

[TexKan]

I do that cause I like to watch ya follow me around.... it's fun!! See even got ya some new games to play!!... Don't worry be happy........ I was gonna go play them all so when you signed on you would be on the bottom.... You leave my monkey game alone..... most days it works just fine....... it's a good game for a slow evening....... kinda like slots........ it's the no brainer... I figgered you got tired of beatin all mine so I see you started stalkin Drifter..... he's much more co ordinated than me!!......... Have fun and go get some treatment!!!........ addiction....... what a terrible thing!!!

Trophies for everyone????......... yeah I like that idea......... you can have mine tho - I just like messin with ya....... don't get your joystick outta whack...... or don't whack your joystick.......... oh just nevermind!!!.......

[jeezeweeze]

Oh while Im here... mahjong... anyone know how the heck you get to another puzzle without clearing your score.... and..... it seems to not tell you when you have no more moves....... but maybe its not supposed too.......

???

[The Drifter]

i tell you what, all i need is one day....i'll have my crown back. There's just so much more goin on, school, "social activities" and others. I guess if i wanted i could go and take those putt putt games by registering the highest score when it should be the lowest.

[TexKan]

I'm no good a mahjong.... pitiful player am I....... PM the champ and ask...... I have found most are willing to help ya out just in the name of compitiion.......

Bargod had to tell me bout re supplyin pere noel... I couldn't figger out how he spanked me so bad...... how sometimes I could get a high score and sometimes a low one with 100% accuracy...... ya have to know the secrets....... I ovbioulsy resupplied during my high score and didn't even realize it.........

I love the arcade but I honestly am the worst player around...... I just am persistant..... by now I must have "days" at the arcade!! I'm gettin ready to go strip the girls pretty soon..... seems right in line with the condom game..... LOL