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Old 03-16-2006, 08:47 PM
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How Much Is A Billion?

How Much Is A Billion?

The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually think about whether you do, or don't, want that politician spending your tax money!!

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but an advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure in perspective in one of its releases:

A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.

A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.

A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

And....

A billion dollars ago, was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate Washington spends
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:46 PM
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OK - LG.......... your post is painin me so that I plan on goin down to the office tomorrow and apply for my assistance in spendin the next 8 hours or so.......LOL............ send me the money!!!! I wanna sit at home and watch Oprah for a livin!!!
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Old 03-16-2006, 09:58 PM
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There are 4 billion square inches in a square mile.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:01 PM
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OK - LG.......... your post is painin me so that I plan on goin down to the office tomorrow and apply for my assistance in spendin the next 8 hours or so.......LOL............ send me the money!!!! I wanna sit at home and watch Oprah for a livin!!!
Aw come on Texie. We're able bodied white people they won't give us anything. We're supposed to be the givers not the takers.
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Old 03-16-2006, 10:13 PM
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CONgress is the givers.... we're the pawns.
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We're supposed to be the givers not the takers.
More appropriately, Congress is the takers and we are the takees.
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Congress very carefully crafted theIRS to do the taking so that Congress could be held harmless (they don't give refunds or settle disputes) in this arrangement; and that freed them to spend, spend, spend.

Imaging how little Congress could spend if they had to re-turn to their constituents and collect what they spent.
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