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Old 07-11-2006, 02:41 PM
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Hey where's Lurker? Did he say he was scopin out new trees or tires or sumthin? I saw he hasn't been on since the first.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:42 PM
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Check the pound and that French poodle’s place over on Eighth. It’s usually one of the two.
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Old 07-12-2006, 02:41 AM
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I think he got overloaded that day he went down to the flea market. The fleas are protesting for better living conditions and immigration rights. On top of that, they demand to be communicated via with "flea" instead of "basset hound". All the baby fleas are now proclaiming to be born "bassett hound", so Lurker must provide health care plus free lunches. They are multiplying like fleas, and the dog is getting down trodden from all the weight of supporting the horde.

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Old 07-12-2006, 06:35 AM
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Lurker, Where are you?
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Old 07-12-2006, 11:04 PM
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Got 'rested by the doGgie po-lice. Ten daze hard labor. Back now. Catching up here on D-B.
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Old 07-18-2006, 03:06 PM
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lurkers little problem

Seen ole Lurker recently after him got back from doggy bootcamp, problem is he wet on his ole laptop and really screwed it up. Now the ole dog has to repair or replace it, so might be a few before the dog is back among us. Good luck there dog and hope for a speedy return.
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And after carefull examination the Laptop is "TOAST". CMOS is whacked on it bigtime. Can not even enter Cmos. I found the re-set switch, which if pressed while the LapTop on, will kill the power and attempt a re-boot. Still stuck at the same press F2 to enter setup, which does nothing.

Was going to flash his bios but can not boot from floppy.

Good news is his CPU, Memory, and HD are all in good shape and could be used to upgrade another laptop. We need to find him a cheap laptop.
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Old 07-25-2006, 06:03 PM
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Welp, I took it to the Hospital's IT/ER and they white-sheet'd it. BUT, outback is a morgue with some stable parts.... what the hell ... parts is parts, and with some magic and xspurt transplantation (plus the blessings of my three fingered lesbian frog) lurker's no longer internetless and ready to be DodgeBored once again.

Thanks for the help.
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