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Old 08-09-2006, 10:21 PM
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Lurker's Mom turned 12 today!!

Yelpers, Momma lurker celebrated her 12th. (that's 84 in people years) birthday today and we chewed some fancy meat together. Yummmmmeeeee!

She still don't look a bit over 11, don't you think?

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Old 08-09-2006, 10:28 PM
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You really are a dOg........ yer momma'd spank yer fanny if she knew you did this.............. LOL LOL........... cute pic!!!......... tell momma happy BD!!
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Lurker's Mom turned 12 today!!

Happy birthday, Mrs. Lurker. Now if you can only get your son to sit up and beg instead of chasing his own tail around the hood.
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Old 08-10-2006, 12:15 AM
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Nice picture of Mom, Lurker! So did you give her the pearls for her big day? She certainly looks spry!
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Now that's a mama any dog could be proud of. She still looks like a pup.
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:37 AM
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Happy birthday to mama lurker!
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Nice pearls - is she surfing for a fella on e-Barkony?
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Old 08-10-2006, 01:49 PM
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Wowee, she is a good looking ol' bitch--------------er----------I mean---------------Mama Doggie!!! Are you sure she is your Momma, Lurker?? She don't look nothing like you!!
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Old 08-10-2006, 05:33 PM
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Whatta day for Momma's 12th.! She nursed her first-ever hangover after drinkin' her first-ever glass of sham-pain. I tol't her that 21 was old enough.... it's a dyslexia thing....

N-ee-way, her paws are sore from too much paw-tee-ing so tomorrow it's off to the paw-dio-trist.
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Mayhaps you could do something like this for her......


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