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Old 12-19-2006, 01:28 PM
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Christmas In America

Twas the month before Christmas...
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> When all through our land,
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> Not a Christian was praying
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> Nor taking a stand.
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>Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away,
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> The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
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> The children were told by their schools not to sing,
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> About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
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> It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
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> December 25th is just a "Holiday".
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> Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
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> Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
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>CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod ,
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> Something was changing, something quite odd!
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> Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
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> In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
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>But as Targets were hanging their trees upside down
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> At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
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> At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
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> You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
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>Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
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> Are words that were used to intimidate me.
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> Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzer
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> On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
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>At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
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> To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
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> And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
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> Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
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> The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
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>The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
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> So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
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> Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
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> Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
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> Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday,
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> Our Countries were founded under the Christian way
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> We accept all other religions, but........
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> to our"guests" I can say,
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> If You don't like it ,You don't have to stay!!
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:53 PM
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Wow...


Yep...last Christmas...when I worked at Havertys Fine Furniture.... at HHI, SC
we had to answer phones..... Happy Holidays.... so as not to offend ....
..... Why??
It was corporate that issued that memo.... and the company is 120 years old...

Who told them to change things.... Who.... is so important to get them to stop a tradition that had been around for so many years and stopped in 2005....

My manager had been with the company 19 years and that was the first year to ban Merry Christmas...

shaking my head on this one......... sigh
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Old 12-19-2006, 01:56 PM
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That's cool............ course if ya wanna hear Merry Christmas......... Go to WalMart............. and come to my clinic..............LOL
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:29 PM
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Every time I see one of these things lamenting the loss of the "true meaning of Christmas" I just have to chuckle.

If hearing someone say "Happy Holidays" offends you and makes you believe that they've taken the Christmas Spirit away from you then... well you simply never HAD the Christmas Spirit.

If you can't share these few weeks of the year with people who don't celebrate your holiday but do have their own then you are being selfish and maybe that's the new meaning of xmas.

Wouldn't it be better if you simply enjoy your holiday, let other enjoy theirs and everyone just get over themselves for once?

I mean honestly when did "Happy Holidays" start translating into "Go F**K yourself" and who was the first interpreter.
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:40 PM
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....I mean honestly when did "Happy Holidays" start translating into "Go F**K yourself" and who was the first interpreter.
"Happy Holidays" Wordy!
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Old 12-19-2006, 03:49 PM
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Holiday's original pronunciation was Holy-day and still is in Germany.
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Old 12-19-2006, 07:22 PM
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"Happy Holidays" Wordy!
Go F**K yourself Highway.

Thanks for yet another laugh.
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Go F**K yourself Highway.

Thanks for yet another laugh.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

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Go F**K yourself Highway.

Thanks for yet another laugh.
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....and who was the first interpreter.
Looks like it's you Wordy.
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Old 12-19-2006, 09:11 PM
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thank you for helping to make my point... again.
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