English, such an easy language

[mommiedearestx3]

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

[TexKan]

a buck always does funny things while watching a doe eat dough......................I just couldn't help myself!

Those are just too cool, kewl,kool................... NEAT!!

[Flying Dutchman]

My felt hat felt good.

Hairy beavers have hairy beavers.

[Jolly Rancher]

Originally Posted by TexKan

a buck always does funny things while watching a doe eat dough.....................

Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy...

I know this has nothing to do witht the thread, but I needed to say something soon, or I would burst.

[TexKan]

Mine had little to do with reality - it was the only dough that came to mind...... altho...............

The dough boys of WW often shot does in the wood of France................ another thought - probably not true but sounded right, write, rite.......... acceptable...............

[lurker]

Originally Posted by Jolly Rancher

Mares eat oats, and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy...
...

...a kidd'l eat ivy, too. Wouldn't ewe?

[jeezeweeze]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I dunno ...sounds good to me......

[mommiedearestx3]

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

I dunno ...sounds good to me......

good one, weeze

BUT If a woodchuck could chuck wood, just how much wood, would the woodchuck chuck wood????? <<<<don't cha think?

[Made in the USA]

She has freckles on her (but/butt) she is nice, she is nice------------