Red Neck ??

[jeezeweeze]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God.



If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...


You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if: You still say " Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."


You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


God Bless the
USA!





May the LORD bless you & yours..............

[Made in the USA]

Hee Haw, yo'all -------------------

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Hee Haw, yo'all -------------------

It's ya'all or y'all depending if one is from the high country or from the low country, yo is brooklynesque. Try and keep your dialects straight please.

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by jeezeweeze

You might be a redneck if:

It has always amazed me how people denegrate rednecks until their car is stuck on the side of a busy highway in a rainstorm and then they start praying for one to come help them.

[TexKan]

We all have our place - even I know when a place is too high brow for my tastes and raisin........... it ain't a bad thing............. it's a know who ya are thing................ Never met a redneck that cared either way........

[Made in the USA]

Originally Posted by Outofdodge

It's ya'all or y'all depending if one is from the high country or from the low country, yo is brooklynesque. Try and keep your dialects straight please.

That's a cross between SE Oklahoma, Arkansas, and NE Louse-ianna!! By the way, how come we can pick on "Rednecks", but if you say "Blackneck", "Brown-neck", or "Gooseneck", all of a sudden it's a "racial" thing?????

[TexKan]

cause rednecks don't care................. LOL............ the bruthahood of bubba don't care........... LOL

[Outofdodge]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

That's a cross between SE Oklahoma, Arkansas, and NE Louse-ianna!! By the way, how come we can pick on "Rednecks", but if you say "Blackneck", "Brown-neck", or "Gooseneck", all of a sudden it's a "racial" thing?????

Dey no have rednecks in Louse-ianna, dey be coon-asses.

[jeezeweeze]

Originally Posted by Outofdodge

Dey no have rednecks in Louse-ianna, dey be coon-asses.

Your right OOD... I had forgot about that .....coonasses

hubby was stationed at England AFB for awhile in Alexandria ....and whoaaaaa buddy....alot of coonasses...and they did not mind being called that...

Had several coonass friends......had to listen real close to understand the lingo....but if you could make it into their very exclusive and reclusive lives.....you had a very busy schedule at all their recreational events....and just to join them for music and drink in their homes as a honorary member of their family.....

GOOD TIMES......thanks for jogging my memory

[Made in the USA]

My first "real boss" was a coon-ass, and he was a helluva great guy!! He was from New Orleans, but worked out of Houston.