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06-06-2007, 12:53 PM
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| Unwanted Erection This stuff is gonna be flyin off the shelves!! Sounds more like a planted story but my guess this guy has just sold more of this drink than they can produce!! LOL LOL Man Sues Drinkmaker After Unwanted Erection Customer Says He Needed Surgery On Penis POSTED: 7:48 am CDT June 6, 2007 NEW YORK -- Christopher Woods charges he got too much of a boost -- from an energy drink called Boost Plus. He has sued the maker of the health drink, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not go away and caused him to be hospitalized. The lawsuit said Woods, 29, drank the nutrition beverage, which is made by the Novartis pharmaceutical company, on June 5, 2004. Woods' court papers said he woke up the next morning "with an erection that would not subside" and sought treatment of the condition. According to court documents, Woods had surgery to relieve the condition known as severe priapism. He was implanted with a Winter shunt, which moves blood from one area to another. The lawsuit, filed late Monday, said Woods had problems that required a hospital visit and medical procedures to close blood vessels on his penis Woods' lawsuit seeks unspecified damages. A spokeswoman for the drug company said the company did not comment on pending litigation. Novartis' Boost Plus Web site describes the drink as "a great tasting, high calorie, nutritionally complete oral supplement for people who require extra energy and protein in a limited volume."
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06-06-2007, 09:05 PM
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| Maybe he should have called the doctor, if it doesn't go "down" in 4 hrs.  OH, my bad, that's Cialis, not a "Power drink".  Should have taken a "chill pill",  that would have helped the swelling.bad mommie, no more wirehangers for you!!  
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06-06-2007, 09:11 PM
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| Lol
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06-06-2007, 09:15 PM
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| But honey ...before you go to the doctor....can I try out that multiple orgasm thing I have heard women have.....please ...huh... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze... please please.....I love you baby.......  
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06-06-2007, 09:48 PM
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| Weeze, hunny, That only happens in the movies.........  
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06-06-2007, 09:54 PM
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That is hilarious!!
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06-06-2007, 09:54 PM
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| OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you mean they could be just uh......."acting".......shit ....I knew it was too good to be true......waaahhhh
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06-07-2007, 01:38 AM
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| Hmmm with a name like Christopher Woods.... think anyone ever called him "Woody" growing up? If he had an older brother, think they called him "Little Woody"? When he goes to work, do his coworkers say "Morning, Woody"? |
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06-07-2007, 05:21 AM
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| Morning Woodies have saved more marriages than all marriage counselors combined. |
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