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06-06-2007, 10:16 PM
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| Oh No... Subject: Problem Story from Houston Medical Center in a local paper: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the attending nurse, the patient's mistress found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your mistress find out you're married; 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis; 3) Or, finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring!
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06-06-2007, 10:23 PM
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| yeahhhhhhhh that'd be embarassing in any way!!
__________________ "Change within yourself that which you would like to see changed in the world." Mahatma Ghandi "You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else." You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." "We are defined by the choices we make." ~Tyler~ (fight club) Eleanor Roosevelt - “It seems difficult to make humanity rise to certain heights except in crises.” |
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06-07-2007, 07:27 AM
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| The best mistresses already know you're married. Saves on rings an glue.
__________________ The wrong war fought for lies and deception, war without end, predatory lenders, homes taken, current recession, looming "depression," social security gutted, civil rights violated, and so much more... courtesy of the Republican party. President Obama USSC Justice Clinton It's just time to get it done. |
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06-07-2007, 07:37 AM
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| Resourceful women and dumb men - always makes for good reading!
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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06-08-2007, 12:52 AM
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| yeah. men are usually good for a few laughs!!! But love 'em, I do!!
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06-08-2007, 03:25 PM
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| Or, if your wife knows about the mistress and the mistress knows about the wife, you can sneak back to the office and actually get some work done. |
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06-10-2007, 07:58 PM
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| I vote #3 lmao
__________________ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?" |
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06-11-2007, 02:13 AM
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| Maybe he had big fingers? You know what they say about "big hands and big feet"----------  |
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06-11-2007, 06:59 AM
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Big gloves and big shoes???!!!??? |
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