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| That’s funny eunuch. Please don’t be giving the city ideas.
__________________ ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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| I couldnt believe it when Gambinos closed. That Pizza was the Bomb!
__________________ People too weak to follow their own dreams will usually try to find a way to discourage yours............... |
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| Oh great I just said Bomb, now the FBI will be checking out this website......
__________________ People too weak to follow their own dreams will usually try to find a way to discourage yours............... |
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| Welcome to The City of Dodge City Department of Redundancy Department Pizza Pie and Fake SSN-ID Emporium. You want a large pizza with sausage? Sorry, but our consultants have suggested the Public doesn't really care or want sausage. How about some anchovies? That'll be $15 plus 10.00 in WND tax, an additional 45.79 for our Retirement Fund for aging City Commissioners, and another small tax to defray the cost of our Chamber of Commerce semi-monthly charter flight to the Cayman Islands to visit our Public Bank Account off shore and a To Go aka Vamanos Gang Protection Donation. Have a nice day and thanks for supporting our Great City. |
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| And it's away I go to Panama, manana. Tried to get a hotel room online via Delta Airlines, but the person on the computer said she couldn't even find the country of Panama. She kept asking what country Panama was in. Oh well. No Brain Left Behind, I guess. |
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Maybe she is one of those Americans that doesn't have a map...lol
__________________ Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. |
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| That is a good idea! You play guitar??
__________________ Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason. Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions. |
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