When will YOU be stimulated - with Chinese money.

[Made in the USA]

Originally Posted by Detector

Stimulus Payment

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.
Thank you for your help.

Kuhl one Detector! But I got St. Pauli Girl in the fridge along with a couple of Heinekins! Where did you say those "women" are at????

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

Kuhl one Detector! But I got St. Pauli Girl in the fridge along with a couple of Heinekins! Where did you say those "women" are at????

I LOVE ST Pauli Girl Dark...mmmmmmm

[Made in the USA]

Originally Posted by Army_of_One

I LOVE ST Pauli Girl Dark...mmmmmmm

How'd you guess?? Erdinger dark is good too! Just an old "Kraut" at heart!!

[Army_of_One]

Originally Posted by Kodiak

I call it the Wal-Mart Stimulas Package, I myself think this stimilus package is a bunch of BullShit.

AMEN TO THAT

[Made in the USA]

I've got a package that someone can stimulate!

[jeezeweeze]

Originally Posted by Made in the USA

I've got a package that someone can stimulate!

Is there a 10 step sexoholic program for MIT....if not someone could prolly get a grant from the gov to start one.

[Made in the USA]

I already go to the "program" classes on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, Weeze. That only leaves Tuesday and Thursday for the Governor, but she can't have both days. I've got to spread myself around so I can keep aggravating everybody! Saturdays are pretty hectic already. And you can't work too hard on Sunday, cause 7 full days, can make one "weak"!