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Old 12-26-2005, 09:24 PM
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I thought it was the old bit about “My wife is married but I’m not.”
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Old 12-26-2005, 09:38 PM
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I thought it was the old bit about “My wife is married but I’m not.”
Back when I was younger a friend of mine always joked that he was going to stay single and teach his kids to do the same. I don't know how that worked out because I haven't seen him since high school. Some woman probably killed him.
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:03 PM
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Cute, boys..........how was that friend supposed to have any kids if he never married? I know, I know.....you don't have to be married to make babies, but apparently the kids' mama didn't want anything to do with him....
he was gonna teach 'em to stay single............hahahahaha You guys know you're only half a person till a woman finishes ya off!
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:26 PM
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Cute, boys..........how was that friend supposed to have any kids if he never married? I know, I know.....you don't have to be married to make babies, but apparently the kids' mama didn't want anything to do with him....
he was gonna teach 'em to stay single............hahahahaha You guys know you're only half a person till a woman finishes ya off!
Yeah and there are a lot of women in prison for finishing off their man.
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Old 12-27-2005, 03:16 AM
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Yeah and there are a lot of women in prison for finishing off their man.


Women don't have to shoot you in Kansas. They just get a thing called "divorce", and then they get to take all of your stuff!! Then they get a weekly paycheck called "maintenance"!! And they get the kids and the house and the car, and they get another weekly check called "child support"!!
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:15 AM
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Life must seem awfully unfair at times.........Thats the REAL finishing touch!! Now I personally didn't make money off my divorces....(yep more than one) but sure have met lots of men that had X's that did. I didn't have the patience or the desire to be so connected to the man I divorced that I felt he should still support me. Now if there were kids - I did expect him to share the burden. I think I got all of $150.00 a month till my oldest was 18. Never saw much on my youngest. As it worked out I got all the bills, all the responsiblity, but in the end also all the perks......they don't have much of a relationship if any at all with their "dads". Gotta do the job to wear the name..........
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