Go Back   DodgeBoard.com - Forums > Chit Chat > The Front Porch
Home Forums Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

The Front Porch Sit down and relax with your fellow DodgeBoard friends

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 04-30-2008, 04:22 PM
jeezeweeze's Avatar
DodgeBoard Vice-President
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Greensburg, KY
Posts: 3,121
Casino Cash: $18363
Blog Entries: 6
Rep Power: 2353
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
In my email

WHAT COSTS MORE PER YEAR THAN THE IRAQ WAR???
Be sure to read the 14 reasons at the bottom.
Social Security Change For 2008
The United States Senate voted to extend Social Security Benefits to Illegal Aliens beginning in 2008. The following are the senators who voted to give illegal aliens Social Security benefits. They are grouped by home state. If a state is not listed, there was no voting representative.
Alaska : Stevens (R)
Arizona : McCain (R)
Arkansas : Lincoln (D) Pryor (D)
California : Boxer (D) Feinstein (D)
Colorado : Salazar (D)
Connecticut : Dodd (D) Lieberman (I)
Delaware : Biden (D) Carper (D)
Florida : Martinez (R)
Hawaii : Akaka (D) Inouye (D)
Illinois : Durbin (D) Obama (D)
Indiana : Bayh (D) Lugar (R)
Iowa : Harkin (D)
Kansas : Brownback (R)
Louisiana : Landrieu (D)
Maryland : Mikulski (D) Sarbanes (D)
Massachusetts : Kennedy (D) Kerry (D)
Montana : Baucus (D)
Nebraska : Hagel (R)
Nevada : Reid (D)
New Jersey : Lautenberg (D) Menendez (D)
New Mexico : Bingaman (D)
New York : Clinton (D) Schumer (D)
North Dakota : Dorgan (D)
Ohio : DeWine (R) Voinovich(R)
Oregon : Wyden (D)
Pennsylvania : Specter (R)
Rhode Island : Chafee (R) Reed (D)
South Carolina : Graham (R)
South Dakota : Johnson (D)
Vermont : Jeffords (I) Leahy (D)
Washington : Cantwell (D) Murray (D)
West Virginia : Rockefeller (D), by Not Voting
Wisconsin : Feingold (D) Kohl (D)

Votes for the extension, by Party;
Democrats 36
Independent 2
Republicans 11
Total 49

IIlegal Aliens Cause Massive Cuts For US Seniors
I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. The URL's are included for verification of the following facts:
1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year. FAIR: Immigration and Welfare
2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens. Center for Immigration Studies
3. $2..5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens. Center for Immigration Studies
4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English! http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIP.../01/ldt.0.html
5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies. CNN.com - Transcripts
6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens. CNN.com - Transcripts
7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens. CNN.com - Transcripts
8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare and Social Services by the American taxpayers. http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens. CNN.com - Transcripts
10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two-and-a-half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US . CNN.com - Transcripts
11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report. http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
12. The National Policy Institute, 'estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.' http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.o...eportation.pdf
13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin. Wooldridge - How Much Further Into This Nightmare?
14. 'The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States '. http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml
Total cost is a whooping... $338.3 BILLION A YEAR!!!
If this doesn't bother you then just delete the message, but on the other hand, if it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, then forward it.

Snopes is provided for doubters:
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Bank of America Credit Cards for Illegals
AND WE PRESENTLY HAVE TWO HARD WORKING FATHERS IN PRISON FOR SHOOTING AN ILLIGAL, WARNED TO STOP, WITH DRUGS IN EL PASO TEXAS. ONE WAS A NEIGHBOR OR OUR SON.
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW. THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES NEEDS TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION, UNLESS THEY DON'T MIND SHARING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY WITH FOREIGN WORKERS WHO DIDN'T PAY IN A DIME..
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON 'PEOPLE POWER' AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN, DEMOCRAT OR INDEPENDENT! KEEP IT GOING!!!!
__________________
For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 04-30-2008, 04:31 PM
jeezeweeze's Avatar
DodgeBoard Vice-President
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Greensburg, KY
Posts: 3,121
Casino Cash: $18363
Blog Entries: 6
Rep Power: 2353
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
The price of Gas versus Printer Ink


All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are....

You will be really shocked by
the last one!
(At least, I was...)

Compared with Gasoline......

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?





This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective to other things we buy.


Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon


Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ........$9.52 per gallon


Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon


Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon


Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon


Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon


Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon


Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon


Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?
So they have you hooked for the ink.
Someone calculated the cost of the ink at...............
(you won't believe it....but it is true........)
$5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)

So, the next time you're at the pump,be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!


Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...
__________________
For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 05-01-2008, 11:23 PM
Flying Dutchman's Avatar
DodgeBoard Resident
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Dodge City
Posts: 907
Casino Cash: $16645
Blog Entries: 7
Rep Power: 2236
Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!
Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!Flying Dutchman Is off the scale!
I had seen that before......what they fail to realize is you get that stuff cheaper if you buy it in bulk. You can make a gallon of Gatorade from the powder...it's still Gatorade. You can make a gallon of tea from three tea bags......it's still tea. You do not fill your brake fluid every week......hell, how many times have you filled your brake fluid?


But it is still kind of funny.
__________________
I refuse to answer that question.....because I do not know the answer.
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 03:08 AM
jeezeweeze's Avatar
DodgeBoard Vice-President
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Greensburg, KY
Posts: 3,121
Casino Cash: $18363
Blog Entries: 6
Rep Power: 2353
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
Brake fluid ??? My car needs brake fluid ???
__________________
For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 05:21 AM
Justoo's Avatar
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Hace Kansas
Posts: 333
Casino Cash: $5035
Rep Power: 664
Justoo Is off the scale!
Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!Justoo Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeezeweeze View Post
Brake fluid ??? My car needs brake fluid ???
Not really important. You use it for less than 10% of your average commute.
__________________
Well now WAIT just a dern minute!....
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 09:15 AM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201311
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Weezie, you want me to come over and check your fluids??????
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 09:33 AM
jeezeweeze's Avatar
DodgeBoard Vice-President
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Greensburg, KY
Posts: 3,121
Casino Cash: $18363
Blog Entries: 6
Rep Power: 2353
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!jeezeweeze Is off the scale!
HELL YEAHHHHA......... well waddaminit

Do you check with a dipstick ?
__________________
For the Sistas...aint nuttin wrong with the French..whew
http://youtube.com/watch?v=O_wqh47logQ
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 02:18 PM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201311
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeezeweeze View Post
HELL YEAHHHHA......... well waddaminit

Do you check with a dipstick ?
No, I was gonna come by myself!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 05-02-2008, 07:39 PM
K C Muffin's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KC, of course!
Posts: 5,226
Casino Cash: $1434362
Rep Power: 2162
K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!
K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!K C Muffin Is off the scale!
I don't believe you went there, Weezie - you opened a huge door for mit and he didn't even bother to walk through!!!
__________________
When the goin' gets tough, the tough go shopping!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 05-04-2008, 07:29 AM
Made in the USA's Avatar
DodgeBoard President
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: By the "wind & smell", it must be an anus!
Posts: 5,727
Casino Cash: $201311
Rep Power: 2126
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!Made in the USA Is off the scale!
Quote:
Originally Posted by K C Muffin View Post
I don't believe you went there, Weezie - you opened a huge door for mit and he didn't even bother to walk through!!!
Now Muffie, I do have some scruples!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in Technorati
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On






Add to Technorati Favorites

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:46 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5
Copyright DodgeBoard.com