Pushin' Daisies

[Bubba]

You never know when you might need a gift like these!

"Need a dozen dead roses in a coffin-shaped box? How about a set of beautifully crafted, coffin-shaped cufflinks? A Jazz Funeral CD? Pushin' Daisies is a "Mortuary Novelty Shop" created by a New Jersey mortician. She sells everything from gruesome office supplies to morbid miniatures, and tops it all off with funereal chocolate candies. Plus, in July, she'll be sponsoring a t-shirt contest! "Take a look at the lighter side of the dark side of life..." Secure ordering, quick shipping, and all major credit cards accepted."

http://www.pushindaisies.com/

[Highwayman]

Great! A wedding supply store.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by Highwayman

Great! A wedding supply store.

[K C Muffin]

Boys???!!!

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Boys???!!!

What's the matter, missing out on your coffin shaped chocolates???

[K C Muffin]

Okay.

What is today? Hint....1-3-06. I think it's after New Year's. What happens in 2 months? Does Step-daughter's Wedding ring any bells??? Are ya beginning to remember anything?

No chocolate. No sugar. No fun. Hubby went out to dinner with a client. Went to a steak house. Nice one, too. Guess what he made me for dinner? Lean Cuisine Beef Tips. I thought I was gettin' the short end of the stick, but was too tired to go out and get something else!!!

[Bubba]

Originally Posted by K C Muffin

Okay.

What is today? Hint....1-3-06. I think it's after New Year's. What happens in 2 months? Does Step-daughter's Wedding ring any bells??? Are ya beginning to remember anything?

No chocolate. No sugar. No fun. Hubby went out to dinner with a client. Went to a steak house. Nice one, too. Guess what he made me for dinner? Lean Cuisine Beef Tips. I thought I was gettin' the short end of the stick, but was too tired to go out and get something else!!!

I saw your picture on your user page! You don't have to be worried about what you eat.

[Lone Gunman]

Originally Posted by Bubba

I saw your picture on your user page! You don't have to be worried about what you eat.

I agree the way you look in that picture you can eat anything you want.

[K C Muffin]

I had to click back to see what picture was there...... You didn't honestly think that was me, didya??! Poor guy. That's some fancy artwork and a little airbrush!

The mother of the bride is an itty bitty thing - prolly a size 6 at most - and stands about 5'1". Little tiny thing with long blonde hair. I'm step-mom, lots taller than 5'1" and not a size 6! I need to do just a little fine tuning here and there and then I won't be embarrassed to stand in the same room with her!

Maybe I should just stick to Lean Cuisine......can you say starvation diet?

[Lone Gunman]

Mother of the bride sounds like my sister two years older then me. She's about 4'11" and weighs about 95 pounds, her husband is about 6'4" and about 225 pounds.