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Old 01-06-2006, 09:44 AM
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I Bet You Didn't Know That...
1. Polar bears are left-handed.

2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

5. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

6. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

7. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

8. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

9. Butterflies taste with their feet.

10. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

12. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

13. Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.

14. A cat's urine glows under a black light.

15. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

16. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

17. Starfish have no brains.

18. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

19. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.



I know some starfish.
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:05 AM
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5. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
I've known some cross-bred wimmen..
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Old 01-06-2006, 10:12 AM
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4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
I have no desire to meet the genius that figured that out.
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I have no desire to meet the genius that figured that out.
It was probaby someone from Oklahoma......
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Old 01-06-2006, 11:02 AM
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8. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.I know some starfish.

Hence the title..."KING OF THE JUNGLE"
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I have no desire to meet the genius that figured that out.
I'm with ya there. I'll bet he had some kind of government grant.
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

In my after life I want to be a LION!

And I "Pray" I do not come back as a Praying Mantis!
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2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.


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