
Originally Posted by
Justoo
Similar, perhaps.
At a watermelon roast you would start a nice fire. Place a couple of sturdy forked sticks on either side of the fire. Push a long stick through the watermelon and place it on the forked sticks. Keep turning the watermelon while it is over the fire, so it heats evenly. When it is hot enough it will explode and everybody runs out into the woods and gets a piece.
Hopefully you pair up with somebody of the opposite sex before running into the woods to get a piece....
Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed occasionally for the same reason.
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"
The hard work of one will do more than the prayer of millions.
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