Politically Correct Language II

[TexKan]

Don't wanna leave the guys speachless..........

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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: >> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK"
: >> She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
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: >> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER"
: >> She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
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: >> 3. She is not "EASY"
: >> She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
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: >> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE"
: >> She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
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: >> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND"
: >> She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
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: >> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD"
: >> She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
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: >> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY"
: >> She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
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: >> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS"
: >> She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
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: >> 9. She does not "NAG" you
: >> She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
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: >> 10. She is not a "TRAMP"
: >> She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
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: >> 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS"
: >> She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
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: >> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER"
: >> She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."