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Old 02-10-2006, 07:13 PM
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am. Then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: "I don't freakin' think so."
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:37 PM
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Hey LG......... you been talkin to the X's again??????
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Old 02-10-2006, 07:57 PM
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You're laughin'.............ya mean the horny toad I married a coupla years ago is NEVER gonna turn into a prince???????????
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Old 02-10-2006, 08:12 PM
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You're laughin'.............ya mean the horny toad I married a coupla years ago is NEVER gonna turn into a prince???????????
I doubt it. Not everything is true like the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny.
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Old 02-11-2006, 08:44 AM
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Well, he better.....Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Some nice bling is in order in this household...............had my eye on a Seiko!
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:42 AM
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He might not turn into a prince but he can still act like one.
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Old 02-11-2006, 09:52 AM
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:15 AM
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Well, he better.....Valentine's Day is just around the corner. Some nice bling is in order in this household...............had my eye on a Seiko!
You're supposed to say you have your eye on that Rolex then you get the Seiko you wanted. You say you want the Seiko and you might just end up with the Casio!!
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Old 02-11-2006, 10:33 AM
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Thanks, Bubba - I'm taking notes so I don't screw up next year.
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