Birds & Bees

[TexKan]

Modern Version of the Birds & Bees

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers:

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into
a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine
months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You got Male.