Cutting Back On Expenses

[Lone Gunman]

Subject: cutting back on expenses
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> > I don't understand.
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> > After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
> > expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe
> > a 12-pack on weekends.
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> > Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from
> > grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.
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> > I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up
> > anything!"
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> > She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
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> > I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"
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> > I don't think she'll be back.