Blond Cookbook

[Lone Gunman]

MONDAY:
> It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
> beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
> extra bowls.
>
> TUESDAY:
> Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
> So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
> supper.
>
> WEDNESDAY:
> A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
> rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
> improved the rice any.
>
> THURSDAY:
> Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
> ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
> why I was rolling around in the garden.
>
> FRIDAY:
> I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
> and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
> got back, everything was the same as when I left.
>
> SATURDAY:
> Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
> dress it for Sunday (oh boy).For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
>
> SUNDAY:
> Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
> hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the
> oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,much to
> my disappointment.
>
> GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.
> This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
> can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger
> oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.
>

[K C Muffin]

That's my kind a'cookin'! That one there has a real talent.

[Lone Gunman]

At least she knows how to make his friends feel welcome.

[TexKan]

I think Tom is a guy that passes by opportunity............ she needs a hubby named Dick..........

[Jolly Rancher]

Originally Posted by TexKan

I think Tom is a guy that passes by opportunity............ she needs a hubby named Dick..........

Or Harry.

[Highwayman]

But she passed on Tom and Harry ‘cause she liked Dick the most…..

[TexKan]

Pretty popular fella........... just not too bright at times........ sometimes needs drugs just to stand up........ can be lazy at times, but has periods of enthusiasim that makes ya overlook his drawbacks.........

I gotta quit - gonna be in trouble and I ain't seen enough of the sistas to go there!!!!......

[K C Muffin]

I see a pattern here.................didja know my hubby's name is Tom? I can't cook either!!!!

[TexKan]

Yeah but that's why you got a swing for the kitchen.......... I get a "don't f*** with the Cook" apron...............

[K C Muffin]

Oh, well my sign definitely says ***k with the cook all you want. I wonder....if I took the lights out of the kitchen, there'd be two holes about the right space apart......................