New World Definitions

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English language
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> Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves
> Arby's to work at McDonald's.
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> Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries
> to do.
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> Baloney uh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall
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> Bernadette urn'-a-det: The act of torching a
> mortgage
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> Burglarize ur'-gler-ize: What a crook sees with
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> Control kon-trol': A short, ugly inmate
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> Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers : Workers who put
> together kitchen cabinets
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> Eclipse i-klips': what an English barber does for a
> living
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> Eyedropper i'-drop-ur: a clumsy ophthalmologist
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> Heroes hee'-rhos: what a guy in a boat does
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> Left Bank left' bangk': what the robber did when his
> bag was full of loot
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> Misty mis'-tee: How golfers create divots
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> Paradox par'-u-doks: two physicians
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> Parasites par'-uh-sites: what you see from the top
> of the Eiffel Tower.
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> Pharmacist
arm'-uh-sist: a helper on the farm
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> Polarize po'-lur-ize: what penguins see with
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> Primate pri'-mat: removing your spouse from in front
> of the TV
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> Relief ree-leef': what trees do in the spring
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> Rubberneck rub'-er-nek: what you do to relax your
> wife
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> Seamstress seem'-stres: describes 250 pounds in a
> size six
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> Selfish sel'-fish: what the owner of a seafood store
> does
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> Subdued sub-dood': like, a guy, like, works on one
> of those, like, submarines, man
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> Sudafed sood'-a-fed: bringing litigation against a
> government official