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Old 03-27-2006, 09:14 PM
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Track-her Panties.
Is the woman in your life coming home later than normal?

Your Daughter's new homie, err Boyfriend a little too much?

Are you looking for a real "Homeland Security" system?

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forget-me-not panties will help protect the women in your life!

These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature.
Based on pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

These "panties" can trace the exact location of your woman and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously! Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day.

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Old 03-27-2006, 09:34 PM
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Boy, do I feel stupid. I tried to order some. LOL.
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:58 AM
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What, no thongs???
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When I first read the subject "Track-her panties" I thought it was something kinky. Like wearing her panties and leaving skid marks in them.
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When I first read the subject "Track-her panties" I thought it was something kinky. Like wearing her panties and leaving skid marks in them.
Really? Ya'did? Mayhaps you should order some...
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This is all fine and dandy technology...but what happens when they get left in the backseat of some boy's car and go all over town even though she is at home in bed?
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What, no thongs???
Now that's what I'm thinkin............ course I figger if a fella needs to "keep up with me" he prob don't need to be around anyhow. Some things are just best left to the unkown........... and LG..... that's just a sick sick mind - there are women that probably appreciate a guy with those thoughts........ I just don't know any......................
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Mayhaps you should order some...
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This is all fine and dandy technology...but what happens when they get left in the backseat of some boy's car and go all over town even though she is at home in bed?
Is there a “detonation” option?
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Is there a “detonation” option?
If there were mayhaps I'd order some and send them to my ex.
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