never anger a cowboy's wife

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> Subject:Never Anger A Cowboy's Wife
>
>
> A Campbell County, Wyoming's Cowboy's wife came home just in time to
find
> her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength,
born of
> fury and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the
back
> door,
> and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in
> a
> vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked
> up
> an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and
hollered,
>
> "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with that rusty damn
> saw are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the
saw in
> her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on
> fire,
> and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want."
>