What Professions Attract Women?

[Lone Gunman]

What Professions Attract Women???
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> THE DOCTOR because he says, "Take off your clothes."
> THE DENTIST because he says, "Open wide."
> THE HAIRDRESSER because he asks, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
> THE MILKMAN because he asks, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
> THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll
> love it."
> THE BANKER because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose
> interest."
> THE POLICE OFFICER because he says, "Spread 'em."
> THE MAILMAN because he always delivers his package.
> THE PILOT because he takes off fast and then slows down.
> THE HUNTER because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats
> what he shoots.
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