Air Traffic Control - Texas Style

[TexKan]

To all you non-Texans; DFW is Dallas-Ft.Worth Airport

DFW Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land southbound on runway 18L."

Saudi Air: "Thank you DFW Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 18L. Allah be Praised !!"

DFW Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land northbound on runway
36R."

Iran Air: "Thank you DFW Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 36R. Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DFW Tower! DFW Tower!!!"

DFW Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED US AND IRAN AIR TO LAND ON THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

DFW Tower: "Well bless your little pea pickin' hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "howdy" for us -- ya hear?"

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!