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| happy anniversary >>>> >>A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding >>>> >>anniversary. >>>> >>"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had >>> better be >>>> >>something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two >>> seconds >>>> >>flat!" >>>> >> >>>> >>The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package >>>> >>in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it.... and found a >>>> >>brand new bathroom scale. >>>> >> >>>> >>Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday. >>>
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