happy anniversary

[jeezeweeze]

>>>> >>A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding
>>>> >>anniversary.
>>>> >>"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had
>>> better be
>>>> >>something in our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two
>>> seconds
>>>> >>flat!"
>>>> >>
>>>> >>The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small
package
>>>> >>in the driveway. She brought it inside, opened it.... and found
a
>>>> >>brand new bathroom scale.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.
>>>