The Right Approach

[Bubba]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

[K C Muffin]

Yepper - an' that way, he never bothers to touch me when he smells like a brewery! Works out just fine. But I still manage to 'remember' in the morning and he still gets his butt kicked!

[TexKan]

Most of my men have been smart enough to take the first guys approach. Those that weren't soon learned how to take the first approach. Sometimes it's far better to let sleeping bitches lie........... for me I just get pissier when your drunk and inconsiderate.

I must say I always thought if your that drunk......... a blow up doll is in order. Then all i would need to do is sit in the corner and laugh and moan at the appropriate time................... when a feller is that blasted it only takes a few seconds off my sleepy............. If I have to actually wake up then my sleepy is really messed up........... not a pretty sight or sound.