Kids say the craziest things!!

[Tee]

A kindergarten kid told his teacher that he had found a cat , but that the cat was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in his ear and he didn't move" the child answered, "You did what?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know" explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and he didn't move"

[Tee]

A little girl goes into the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.

The barber syas to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on you twinkie" She says "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."