Water vs Alcohol

[Lone Gunman]

Water vs Alcohol
> It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one litre of water
> each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
> one kilo of EscherichiaColi Bacteria found in water that contains feces.
> In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit. However, we do
> not run that risk when drinking rum,gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other
> liquors because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
> filtering and fermentation.
> It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who are drinking water,
> to stop doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and
> bad for you.
> THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk shit than to drink
> water and be full of it !!
>
>

[Made in the USA]

Good one Gunnie! Here is another one:

In a study of water by a group of TEXANS living in ARKANSAS, it was found that WATER IS Potentially more dangerous than previously thought. In the study, 10 mice (TexKan supplied) were placed into a 5 gallon bucket. The 5 gallon bucket was filled with water. After holding the mice underwater for 10 minutes, 9 out of the 10 mice died. Thus summarizing, water, in abundance, is life threatening to 9 out of 10 mice. The study will be reproduced on humans, as soon as enough volunteers can be found!

[TexKan]

Hey LG...... I been followin that advice since I was 21. I did slow to a crawl when I was raisin my kidos....... but found after years of non partaking I could still consume and talk shit as well as ever....... actually I found I gained a new insight for talkin shit. Which just made me drink more shit talkin libation. Till I fell off the barstool...... Course Weezie helped me back on to the stool and we held onto the bar......... And that my friend is NO shit!!.......

Now for Mit.............. I worked hard to get those mice out of the house. Don't tell everyone my talents.......... hell I'll be so busy I won't have time to drink!!!.............

[K C Muffin]

yep, drinkin' should be an Olympic sport. Never seen so many people do so many odd (you can read that to mean stupid, weird or whatever you want) things so badly as when they've had too much to drink. I'd lots rather sit and drink a Coke, watch the others get stupid and then laugh knowing I won't wake up with a hangover. Then hubby gets me to drinkin' too much wine and all my resolve goes to hell in a handbasket. I wonder who laughs then?