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04-22-2006, 08:50 AM

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I'm sick...

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that She is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks
"I have a case of occupational anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is occupational anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today.

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04-22-2006, 08:52 AM

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Oooh. I love that! I'm printing and keeping a copy by my night stand. Then I can use it the next time I wanna sleep in. Thanks!!!

(oh....and how did you know I have purple fuzzy slippers?)

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(oh....and how did you know I have purple fuzzy slippers?)

me too sis!!

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