perfect ...not so joke ....joke

[jeezeweeze]

>> This is listed as the best joke of the year. It is to the point that
it
>> is
>> not very funny any more. I welcome people from other countries that
want
>> to
>> enter legally and live with our laws. They want to be American then
act
>> like
>> one. I am American and proud to be one.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> > Best Joke of the Year
>> >
>> > A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to
>> > the United States.
>> >
>> > He stops the first person he sees walking down the
>> > street and says,
>> > Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country,
>> > and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care
>> > and free education!"
>> > But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am
>> > Mexican".
>> >
>> > The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.
>> > "Thank you for
>> > having such a beautiful country here in America!"
>> > The person says "I no American, I Vietnamese."
>> >
>> > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he
>> > sees he
>> > stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the
>> > wonderful America!"
>> > That person puts up his hand and says "I am from
>> > Middle East, I am not an American!"
>> >
>> > He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
>> > "Are you an American?"
>> > She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled,
>> > and asks her,
>> > "Where are all the Americans?"
>> > The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and
>> > says...Probably at work!"
>>
>>