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Burial costs

Subject: Burial Costs for Men


Burial Costs: You married guys need to think about this...


A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.

After everything is paid for at the funeral home and cemetery, the widow
tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.

The friend says, "How can that be?

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost was $6,000. And I made donation
to the church of $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake -- food and
drinks -- you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "The memorial stone??? $23,000 for a memorial stone?
How big IS it???"

"Three carats."
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