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Old 05-13-2006, 05:31 PM
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alrighty then

My inbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc.


Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.


I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.

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Old 05-13-2006, 07:10 PM
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Hey at $5 an hour I think you are just soooooooo right!!!!............. I was thinkin of a Flexfuel car or movin to a deisel engine car......... I'm girl longin for a Benz............. but your idea is much cheaper - and more plentiful!!!
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Old 05-13-2006, 08:03 PM
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heck ...thats another one of those...........not my idea...got it in my email... but it sure does make alot of sense for sure...

Sorta like a chinese rickshaw... hey...thats an Idea.... dont want to wear your illegal out pushing the car..... a little cart ...with a southern belle....umbrella , to keep the sun off our peachy complextions... while we are sippin a mint jullep.....or however you spell it....hahahah

Oh hell....... ACLU....would frown on that....
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Or you could just get something a little more fuel efficient.

British Inventor Unveils 8000 MPG Car

May 12, 2006 2:18 p.m. EST
Julie Farby - All Headline News Staff Writer

London, England (AHN)—A British inventor unveils the world's most fuel-efficient vehicle, a three-wheel “TeamGreen” car capable of doing 8,000 miles to the gallon.

The 45-year-old inventor, Andy Green, from the University of Bath, built his budget eco-motor for just £2,000, and will be the sole British contender for the title of the world's most fuel-economic car in a global competition being held later this month.

It has taken Mr. Green more than two years to design and build the car, which will be the fourth eco-vehicle he has built. He holds the British record for fuel-efficiency, with 6,603 miles to the gallon in a previous car.

According to the report, the new vehicle is powered by a single cylinder four-stroke engine with a capacity of just 35cc and runs with a special management system incorporating fuel injection.

A spokesman for Bath University says, "Andy Green is keeping the spirit of the lone British inventor who takes on the world very much alive."

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003538016
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Old 05-14-2006, 06:21 AM
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I've heard that over the years ...brainiac types have invented fuel efficient engine parts , vehicles....but then they are no longer heard from...
Bought off perhaps????

Problem is ....most vehicles cost as much as some houses... and the working class cannot afford them until they are used by someone else for about 5 years...if then..
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