| Terrorism Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts to speak to the other in Arabic.
The second spy kicks his foot and shushes him quickly, then leans in and whispers, "Don't blow our cover. You're in America now; speak Spanish!!!"
__________________ In order to curb teen sex, all youths should be married immediately. It's been my experience that once you're married, all the sex ends anyway. |