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Old 06-01-2006, 09:14 AM
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Dr. Phil's Therapy session

Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.


To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."


He turned to the second mom: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."


He turns to the third mom: "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up takes her little boy by the hand and whispers,

"Come on Dick, we're leaving."
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