| Dear Diary Dear Diary,
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told ME last year, ..... namely, that in ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told
him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument
__________________ In the words of George Eliot
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact. |