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Old 06-27-2006, 11:17 AM
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Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from
the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told ME last year, ..... namely, that in ONE YEAR these
windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told
him.)
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up.... He didn't call back.

Guess I won that stupid argument

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Old 06-27-2006, 01:09 PM
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ha ha, maybe I should try that!
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:28 PM
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good one..........I'm gonna try that.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:04 PM
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that's great!
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:21 PM
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My luck - altho I'm blonde (by choice)....... they would take my damn windows out and I wouldn't have a case of OFF............. geesh!
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:40 PM
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Yep, TK, I'm there with ya (the blonde by choice thing). Every time I go, it gets a little blonder. And redder. I asked my hair guy what it would look like to just go back to natural and he just shook his head. I think he's forgotten what 'natural' on me was! Either that or he knows and is tryin' to hide it from me!
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