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Old 06-27-2006, 09:01 PM
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Are you a Republican, Southern Republican or a Democrat

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?


Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats,
Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation!? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:42 PM
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Well not much doubt what I am......... LOL Police clips have extra rounds!!! I'll just use my kids glock!! Takes too long to reload!

Actually Southern Republicans use hollow points - don't use as much ammo that way! Few shots lots of damage!

Cute joke JR!!
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:47 PM
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You don't have to be police to have hi-capacity mags anymore. The Clinton ban has expired! I can get you a Glock 22 that is a .40 S&W with 2-15 round magazines for about $500.
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:51 PM
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Well I didn't know that.... but ya know this cheap chick ain't gonna pay for sumthin she can borrow for free - LOL
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Old 06-27-2006, 09:55 PM
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I've purchased a few handguns in preparation for the CCW license that I will apply for next month.
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Old 06-27-2006, 10:06 PM
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Hey Bubba....... LOL......... ya only need ONE!!! It'll git er done!!
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Old 06-28-2006, 05:36 AM
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Ya gotta have the right gun for the right occasion!!
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Old 06-28-2006, 06:40 PM
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Ya gotta have the right gun for the right occasion!!
Ya mean, like a pearl-handled one for weddin's an' a black one for holdin' up the local Kwik Trip? An' that tiny little thing you can hide in your pants pocket? (the gun, you guys, the gun) Do they come in colors? Maybe we could add some scent to the bullets....
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Old 06-29-2006, 02:30 AM
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I always keep mine in the BIG Holster!!
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