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08-06-2006, 10:30 AM
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| Life Cycle I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
__________________ If You Really Want To do Something You Will Find A Way, If You Don't You Will Find An Excuse.     |
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08-06-2006, 11:40 AM
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| Right on LG! 
__________________  ΜOΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, and politicians. All three need supervision. —DICK ARMEY Click here to view Democrat’s comments on Iraq and WMD’s |
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08-06-2006, 01:09 PM
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__________________ If You Really Want To do Something You Will Find A Way, If You Don't You Will Find An Excuse. |
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08-06-2006, 08:07 PM
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08-07-2006, 12:08 AM
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| Alright, what congressman do I have to write to get this brilliant plan put into action?
__________________ In order to curb teen sex, all youths should be married immediately. It's been my experience that once you're married, all the sex ends anyway.  |
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