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08-19-2006, 07:50 AM
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| stuttering cat Stuttering Cat A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my little kitty cat and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say "F***k," the rottweiler ate him!"
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08-19-2006, 11:21 AM
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    I finally got it Weezie!!! Guess I read it too fast the other day. Or I was thinking about "eating the kitty"!! |
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08-19-2006, 03:02 PM
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| Weezie - quit tellin folks my favorite word!! Pretty soon all those damn dogs will be talkin like me!!......... I ain't even gonna adress the rest of the story of one of our nights out!!!............. LMAO...........
__________________ Kicked back in Texas - still payin those Kansas taxes...... The old believe everything, the middle aged suspect everything, the young know everything......... Oscar Wilde |
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08-19-2006, 06:12 PM
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| My favorite word toooooooooo expresses soooooooooooooo many emotions Im proly gonna get a spanking  USA wazzzz up hon.....little slooooooooooooooooooow on the intake ...
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08-19-2006, 06:18 PM
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| You "sistas" just get me all "excited"!!   |
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08-20-2006, 10:05 AM
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| Ooh, that's our main objective ... to get all youse boyz excited!
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