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Old 08-19-2006, 08:14 PM
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New Supermarket
The new supermarket opened near my house and has an automatic water mister
to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of
distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:03 AM
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uh uh.............say it ain't so - you were dreamin', right Hiway - cuz that's the kind of stuff they put in the richier sections of KC, althought I have't seen it done yet......
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:40 AM
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uh uh.............say it ain't so - you were dreamin', right Hiway - ......
Damn! LG brings up toilet paper and I get pulled into it.
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:53 AM
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Damn! LG brings up toilet paper and I get pulled into it.
What the hell is up with that? What's she tryin to say?
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:05 AM
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What the hell is up with that? What's she tryin to say?
That I make crappy posts?
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:15 AM
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That I make crappy posts?
Could be. Or maybe she thinks you have a charmin personality.
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:26 AM
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Oh all you fellers got charmin personalities!!!...........
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:32 AM
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Oh all you fellers got charmin personalities!!!...........
Yeah, we’re a bunch of softies.
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Old 08-20-2006, 11:51 AM
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But we aren't squeezably soft. Nope. Not all the time anywho...
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:08 PM
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Sometimes we do get on a roll though.
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